Ever wonder to what extremes the human sexual nature can go?
Here's a few questions you'll find the answers to:
World's largest penis
World's largest vagina
World's most sex organs
Much more...
http://www.sexualrecords.com/
I've heard of using candles for light, pleasure, and torture. But I've never heard of them being used for *this* type of thing.
For those days when things aren't flowing as smoothly as they should:
http://www.buttcandle.com/
Chickens are a staple of every normal human worm babys' diets. So, for people like my buddy Rex, who says you are what you eat, and since he eats Chicken for breakfast, lunch, and dinner, he is a chicken, here is a page where you can become a chicken! w00p!
http://www.quicktel.com/users/dmkeys/chicken.htm
And then for those of you who don't necessarily want to be a chicken, rather you just want to control them -- maybe you live on a farm -- maybe you have one as a pet -- maybe you want one to think it's an Ostrich -- why not learn to hypnotize them?
We all have pets. At least those of us that are normal. A large percentage of us have had those pets fixed. 99% of the time that means, for a male pet, loosing of their testicles. Not something any male likes doing or seeing on another male. So -- to appease your mind, next time you have a male pet getting fixed, get them neuticles! It's a must!
You are having a party this weekend and need a cake. But not just any type of party -- you are having a "Girl's Night Out" party -- or possibly a "Boy's Night Out" party -- or possibly a "Divorce Party" -- or possibly you just want to frighten your parents at their "Aniversary Party". You need to get one of these cakes!
Ummm...I don't know who thought this up. But they were smoking some good stuff when they did!! I only wonder what they thought the next day when they decided to make a website to sell their new puppets...
I played with lasers in High School. Who didn't? They were kewl! We bounced one around the entire school (it was a small school) using lazers and a couple of magnifying glasses. Nothing as kewl as was done in Real Genius but still was fun.
We never did try playing with Jello at the same time tho. This site says it can be fun and exciting!
Okay -- not all anatomy. Just Penis Questions and Problems. But they do a decent job at answering those questions that are on everyone's mind: My penis is spotty -- what do I do? Or my boyfriends penis is rainbow colored -- is this normal? You know, those *common* questions. Get 'em all answered here at:
I've flown on many different airlines over my years. From Pan-Am to United to Southwest. Virgin Atlantic, while I ahve not flown on it, offers massages during inter-continental flights. Jet Blue offers plugs in seats for laptops and a slimmed down version of DirecTV in seatbacks.
However I have not yet heard of an airline that provides adult entertainment on a jet until now. And how many airlines show movies with porno soundtracks? Not many would be my guess! So book your next flight now! Visit EcstaSky.
Do you look at your scissors and wonder, "What other uses do these have?" Well this site takes a look at a use that.. well let me just say, it's flat out gross and NOT NORMAL! I really don't want to know why you would do this... nor why anyone would write about it but it's truly bizarre.
Okay ...
Have you ever asked yourself, "What can I do to make this world a better place?" Or possibly, "What can I do to end all this fighting?" How about...
Okay -- you'll only get this if you are a geek...
There are several types of Software programs that do hd defragmentation. But the ultimate way to defragment a HD is to do it the Hardware way. Need to know how? Here's the site:
http://www.datadocktorn.nu/us_frag1.php
Okay -- so this one isn't really all THAT weird. It's still quite original!
Too bad it wasn't real.
http://groundzerothemepark.com
Okay -- once again the UK kicks ass...
Someone left a hamster outside in a little "hamster" car (a car with a hamster wheel in it). The hamster took off for some unknown reason and was picked up what is surmised as several hours later on a major highway.
Just makes you wonder...
http://www.blackpooltoday.co.uk/ViewArticle.aspx?SectionID=62&ArticleID=205993
Big title for a umm -- interesting outlook at Sept. 11th and the time since. Not that I disagree with it in any way -- it's just .. well .. weird!
http://news.bbc.co.uk/cbbcnews/hi/find_out/guides/newsid_2209000/2209407.stm
Okay -- I've heard of the Russian Mafia (even think I bought computer parts from them in Indiana...), Chinese Mafia, Italian Mafia, etc. But I have never heard of the Lesbian Mafia before. And to think they are infiltrating our government right now -- taking out college professors -- and corrupting our politicians. Sheesh -- where have I been? Or maybe this guy is just wacko...
Okay -- don't ask how I came across it (actually I was browsing someone elses blog -- really! Linkfilter.net). But here is an article for those of the female anatomy persuasion. Ever been in that situation where you just HAD to pee but could only find a men's restroom? Here's an article on how to pee standing up at a mens urinal! It includes a "Problems and Solutions" page, comments from readers, and of course tips on how to accomplish this feet.
Yes -- you read the title correctly. There is a church out there called "The Church of Beer". And yes, they do have a website. Now what would you expect to find at the Church of Beer's website? Why you can find Haiku's on mullets, the latest sermons, reviews of beers, and of course, a place for you to become ordained!! All bow to the high priestess Missy of the Church of Beer -- I can just see it now!
http://www.beerchurch.com/
Or you just want to become ordained?
http://www.beerchurch.com/ordination.htm
And you thought I was done with bathroom humor! HAH!
I traversed high and low on the web to come up with this tasty site.
Have you ever wondered if it's all right to use the kiddy urinal? Have you ever wanted to know what was considered appropiate bathroom conversation material? This is the site for you! The Internation Center for Bathroom Etiquette!
http://www.icbe.org/
Along the lines of death art (see below) I bring you LifeGem.
This company promisses to take the carbon from your ashes and compress it into a sparkling diamond. They always did say diamonds are forever! But I really must wonder about this... it's quite scary in some sort of sadistic way.
http://www.lifegems.com
Another quick two...
Staplers, especially red ones, are in high demand. So for those of you who need the fix, the fix of hearing a stapler staple...
http://www.virtualstapler.com/
And on a lighter pressing site, lips pressed together, it's:
http://www.virtualkiss.com/
Yup -- you guessed it -- done by the same people!
Some people just have soooooo much time on their hands, they take the time to come up with some of the most unique sites out on the web. I mean take for example all the kewl flash sites that exist -- nothing but pretty, well designed flash sites. And then there are people who come up with ideas like this:
Put packages onf condiments on the scanner and let's create a museum!
Yup -- it's the condiment museum.
http://www.clearfour.com/condiment/
Props to Jason for finding this one!
w00p!
Okay I lied -- this is the last one!
http://www.nobscan.com/
And what is a nob? All I have to say is that while not pornographic in nature ... well .. it's a very well done site!! Hey the javascript even works in Mozilla!
Okay -- another two and thats it for today...
http://www.swearbear.com
For those of you who need a kids bear that swears -- teach those kids early!!!
And when having Missy try and visit that website she found:
http://www.squarebear.com/
In case you are Gay or Lesbian and like to square dance...
Hey it takes all sorts of people!!
Then there was the chipmunk/squirrel dance.
But have you heard about the nutsac dance?
http://www.karnevil9.com/nutsac/
w00p!
http://www.moonmac.com/Mormon_masturbation.html
Now I have nothing against religions. In fact since 90% of the world believes in one form of a "God" or another I'm one of those funky-assed 10% who doesn't. Why ask you? Because of stuff like this. While incredibly funny it's still eye opening... A guide to "Mormon Masturbation Prevention"
Yay!!!!!
Why?
Why would a male wear skirts and then publish pictures of it on the web? I ask you!
Three sites for you this time 'round -- think I'm going to get away from the "of the week" part as I can't seem to 'member to do it each week.
Nywase, here they are:
Ever had to go use the restroom? At a theme park? How about Disneyland? Then these photos should look familiar! Yes, this link is all about the "Happiest Potties on Earth" -- with raitings for boys and girls, pictures, and ohhh so much more!
http://www.mouseplanet.com/potties/
Engrish -- it's another language -- honestly! You know, when you are talking to the sushi guy and say "I'd like a Salmon Roll" and he goes "Ahhh -- Salmon Roe" but you swear it sounded like roll... nywase, my favorites are the knife warning that says "Do not stick in children" and the shirt that says "I Hate Myself and Want to Die" with the happy hearts and rainbows all around.
http://www.engrish.com/
And lastly...
For those females out there who have never been in a guys restroom -- here is pictures of Urinals!
*yay*!!!!!!!!!!
I'm gonna be sick!!!!!!!!!!
http://www.urinal.net/
Enjoy the wierdness of the web :)
--B--
This week -- two for the price of one!
So .. you remember those high school biology classes? Remember dissecting? Those semi-frozen frog guts and other small animals? Ever wondered what a barbie doll looks like on the inside?
http://www.trygve.com/visible_barbie.html
And next -- Gardening Class 101 -- today's episode: Slugs, Slugs, and more Slugs! They are everywhere -- so how did they get there?
http://ifaq.wap.org/sex/sexandgardenslug.html
Know someone who died recently?
Know someone holding on to aunti may's cremated remains?
Help them save valuable shelf space!
Turn the cremated remains into art!
Not just any art ... "Memorial Art"
http://www.memorialart.com/
Hello all...
This is where I will be posting those uniquely weird websites that I come across. Why?? Because! There is some crazy shit out there on the web and it deserves to be looked at!
If you come across any sites that you think deserve to be posted on my website please let me know -- I will add it for all to see with a thank you to you! Just email me at bbbach@squeeek.com
Thanks and enjoy!
--B--